Most of this material was written and posted elsewhere in November 2006:
1 (January 2006 - a riddle)
What do you call a large dinosaur which wants to devour/eat/gobble/gulp/swallow
you for a lunch/meal/morsel/nibble/snack?
Answer
2
Waiter, Waiter, there's a syndrome in my soup...
When did you first notice it, sir?
3
Waiter, Waiter, someone is transporting into my soup...
Don't worry sir, it's just a passing phase.
4
Waiter, Waiter, there's a Lifestyle Trainer in my soup...
That's not a problem sir, but are you really sure you're hungry at this time?
5
Waiter, Waiter, there's a Zen master in my soup...
Don't worry sir, he is there but he is also not there.
6
Waiter, Waiter, there's a font in my soup...
Don't worry sir, we can make it the background colour.
7 (January 2009)
Waiter, Waiter, there are Aborigines in my soup...
Well, that's Digenous soup, sir. Aborigines are always in Digenous.
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